Books with title Matilda's Jokes For Awesome Kids

What do you get if you add 25 and 917, then subtract 765 and divide the answer by 33?A headache. (Unless you're Matilda!)Matilda's Jokes for Clever Kids would even make the Trunchbull laugh!Narrated by Matilda herself, this joke book is stuffed full of gigglesome gags, silly puns, brain-tickling riddles, and the Trunchbull's favourite insults- guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.

What do you get if you add 25 and 917, then subtract 765 and divide the answer by 33?A headache. (Unless you're Matilda!)Matilda's Jokes for Clever Kids would even make the Trunchbull laugh!Narrated by Matilda herself, this joke book is stuffed full of gigglesome gags, silly puns, brain-tickling riddles, and the Trunchbull's favourite insults- guaranteed to raise a chuckle from human beans young and old.

"Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.

SILLY JOKES FOR KIDS is the most hilarious joke book for kids available today. With a stack of very silly jokes and thoughtful, hand-drawn illustrations, providing hours of good clean jokes for kids. The best children’s joke book for kids of all ages!From this kids joke book, they’ll be sharing their funny kids jokes with anyone who's willing to listen! Providing hours of entertainment, this is one of the best joke books for children that money can buy.For even more laughs, get the whole set of Silly Billy’s very funny books for kids which includes this book plus the following titles.Silly Jokes for KidsSilly Knock Knock Jokes for KidsAs well, if you like coloring-in, there's a link at the end of the book to signup for a FREE copy of a printable PDF to give hours of additional fun!

The Essential Joke Book for Kids! Packed with 400 funniest classic and new jokes about School, Animals, Sports, Nature, Geography, Monsters, Food, Holidays and many others, this book will have kids laughing out loud for ages!Q: What happened to the plant in math class?A: It grew square roots.Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?A: He didn’t have the stomach for it.Q: What do you call security guards in a Samsung store?A: Guardians of the Galaxy!Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?A: Because it was a boxer!Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and 16 wheels?A: A dinosaur on roller skates!Q: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?A: So you can hear a pin drop!Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?A: Because they’re afraid of Wales.Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a hamburger?A: A big MAC!Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?A: You are so pointless."From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere!"~Dr. Seuss*Buy the print version of this book and get Kindle edition for FREE*

"Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.